Don't wash yourself with honey
Google continues to surprise me. Today, in the lockerroom in the gym, I noticed we had little bottles of shampoo, conditioner, body lotion, and body wash. Fancy looking ones, too, and: labels declaring "Produces exclusively for Google." Oh, man -- and even the *labels* were fancy -- Google was in its signature four-spot-colors, not just black like the rest of the text. Not one to pass up logo productions (ha!) I indulged myself in a barley body wash
. It was ... actually pretty uninteresting. The most fun was that it has the consistency and appearance of honey. Honey would be a lot less fun to wash yourself with, though.